There are some stories in life where no matter how wild they are, you cannot make something that stupid up.
Last Friday morning I walked out to my car to do a few errands before work to find the tire on my car off. No joke. I wish I would have taken a picture. Someone went through all the trouble to remove the tire off my care place THEIR donut on my car and leave the tire behind. Not even kidding. I was lost for words, the boyfriend just looked at the tire, then up at me, then back at the tire with his jaw wide open.
Naturally we figure to call and set up to get it all switched back and such. When I get in the car the other tire is making a horrible noise! It didn't fit my car, and was scraping against the break on the inside. Great right? I didn't want to get dirty before work in 100 degree weather. Sillyness.
Best part of the story.
Just as I'm getting out of my car my dad drives up on a tractor (John Deere) if anyone is keeping score. How many people can tell a story and say their dad drove up on a tractor? Anyways thanks to him, we pulled out the Jack, I changed the tire, got my face and shirt all greasy, then we all stood around trying to figure out what the hell happened. Worlds dumbest criminals? Yes I believe so.
I still had to call the Police Department and file another report about the hinky crap that has been going on around our place. (Spray painting cars, stolen items and such) If it was a one time deal it wouldn't have been a big problem, just a pain in the bum. This isn't the first thing though so yup.
That's life in hick town USA. I should write a country song about it.
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